Handsome, single, young man, well-respected in his town,

Seeks a fine, young lady from a similar background,

Generous, responsible, successful man of means,

Socialize with presidents and queens, reply:

P.O. Box 9847,

P.O. Box 9847,

I've described me very poorly, better try again.



Quiet, sincere, gentleman, well-rounded and mature,

Fond of music and the arts, loves the theater,

Educated, sensitive, a traveler of the world,

Wants to meet an eligible young girl, reply:

P.O. Box 9847,

P.O. Box 9847.



I've been writing, advertising, that's not really me.



Lonely, understanding man, affectionate and true,

Looking for a girl to share his dreams and make them true,

Humble, loving, sensitive, considerate and shy,

Only sincere ladies need reply, reply:

P.O. Box 9847,

P.O. Box 9847,

I'm not liking what I'm typing, throw it all away-ay.