I'm a famous wooden puppet,

and I never ever tell the truth

I'm a puppet with no pecker,

but Geppetto cut me loose

It's not much fun when you are a eunuch

I would love to have a big stick

Here's my daddy while he's making it.......

I'm a proud and happy puppet

With my new and shiny piece of wood

I'm the new Italian Stallion,

coz my Dad he made it good

If my angel wasn't such an angel

I feel a force inside of me, and it's not easy

and a kind of milkshake comes right out

Hey hey ma ma,

Splintering, I feel I'm splintering

If Lucignolo could see me,

I'd have a hard-on for sure

Splintering, like no-one's ever seen

uollano uollano uollano

That's my cum and I'm Italiano.....

Never Never Land is where I,

Feel like acting like I'm a playboy

I've been living in a big whale,

I'll invite you, don't be coy

Fire-eater, you don't want to meet her

Fox and kitty, I will beat yer

Up my ass with Jiminy Cricket

The more I think about it, and the more that I am

Splintering, people I'm splintering

If Lucignolo could see me

With the expression I'm wearing

I can cum, thanks to my brand new chum

uollano uollano uollano

That's my cum and I'm Italiano

Meantime down in the disco - dong

Splintering, on the dance floor splintering

I am the King of the Neighbourhood

Of pussies made out of pine wood

They all plot, they like to fuck a lot

they dance on, they dance on, they dance on

On the cum and I'm Italiano - Ué Ué Ué.