Pandy Fackler was a working girl

Living alone in another world

Of picket fences and a white faade

Sucking dicks under the Promenade



She was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa Nova

And the Funky Cold Medina - man, I wish you coulda seen her



Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can

Eating cotton candy from the garbage can

First to come and the last to go

I met her backstage after the 2nd show



Two lonely people on a summer night

We weren't in love but it was still alright

I held her close and she squeezed me tight - my Pandy!



(solos)