I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil

Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield

We're gonna put an end to alternative rock

We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop

We went to Sears for pictures at Christmas time

But they wouldnt let us make the metal sign

No they wouldnt let us make the metal sign.



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I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese

It's hard to eat when your headbanging

Making out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesnt sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

The heavymetal heaven that's where we'll be

We are Pantera fans in love



What's with these punk rock nerds

They cant even sing i wish we never heard of the Offspring

A candle lite dinner, Now were holding hands

I taught you how to draw your first pentagram

We went miniture golfing but we didnt get far

Because we used the clubs to play air guitar

Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar



(Chorus)



We are we are Pantera fans in love



We saw Ozzy on our first date

Our special song is Crazy Train

Making out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesnt sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

The heavymetal heaven that's where we'll be

We are Metallica fans

We are Megadeath fans

We are Manowar fans in love

We are Pantera fans in love