Havin' oral sex wit the leg of the table

Motors homes just got cable

And the bathroom smells like a dollar bill

Smokin' burnt water and massingil

Run up the tab in the taxi cab

Don't give a crap when the tree branch snaps

3 rusty strings on your guitar

Slicin' at his knees wit a credit card

Pushin' up daises in your Sunday shoes

Sittin' on the porch singin' the blues

Got spaceships landin' on your front lawn

Ugly ducklings turned to a swan

The hamburger dreams in the yellow moon

Skull cap wig is on the spoon

And your wearin' my drawers and actin a fool

And pissin' in your neighbors swimming pool

Don't give a damn about the dirt

Play the violin with out a shirt

Put your foot threw the window in the barn

Naked women settin' off the car alarm

Electric flowers in a solid bubble

Bad ass jacks causin' massive trouble

Big forehead and a broken man

Molestin' cripple in the back of a van

When he gets wet he turns to a car

The worlds smallest man fits in a jar

Spiked alcohol is a dime a dozen

Your had a retard cause your f*cked your cousin

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