Everything I'll tell you's gonna be made out of paper

Oh how much I love you in the deparment store

Everything I'll buy for you's gonna be made out of paper

Oh how much I want you in the department store



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I like these paper flowers so much

I like you hanging around drunk so much

I like you hanging around naked so much



Everything I'll sing you's gonna be made out of rubber

Oh how much I love you in the supermarket

Things I'll whisper to you at night gonna be made out of rubber



Oh how much I love you in the supermarket



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Every single thing I've told you's turned into cardboard

I've just given you a kiss, cutie alligator

Every single thing I've stuck in you has turned green.

Wish I headn't held so close my cardboard doll.

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