i'll sit in the dark and wait by the phone

but it's not plugged in and i'm all alone

i may dance in the rain in the middle of winter

but i'm not insane



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you think that i must be a just a little bit crazy

i'm twisted and different

but i'm not paranoid

just me, not crazy, no one is coming to get me

i guess i had better leave

but i'm not paranoid



i might sleep on the floor when my bed's real nice

know five times and ring the doorbell twice

lights out and lock the door too

if you don't watch out it'll happen to you



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i'm not paranoid

i sit by myself and stare at the wall

when i'm feeling nothing at all

i'm not paranoid



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