(Hello, who's that speaking, please?)



I'm on a party line,

Wonderin' all the time,

Who's on the other end?

Is she big, is she small?

Is she a she at all?

Who's on my party line?



Wish I had a more direct connection.

This party line was here when I arrived.

And I'm not voting in the next election,

If they don't do something about finding out

the person who is on my party line.



I'm on a party line.

I'm on a party line.



I can't speak without an interception.

This is private, please get off my line.

Please tell me when I can have my privacy.

I'd like to meet the girl who's always talking

when I'm speaking on my party line.



Wish I had a more direct connection.

This party line was here when I arrived.

And I'm not voting in the next election,

If they don't do something about finding out

the person who is on my party line.



I'm on a party line,

Wonderin' all the time,

Who's on the other end?

Is she big, is she small?

Is she a she at all?

Who's on my party line?

Who's on my party line?

Who's on my party line?