Rumor has it that theres been a job botched,

That the balls been dropped by hands made of locks

Blame bounces back and forth like a shuttlecock,

But give it back to me and it gets ill got, oh no

You must be mistaken, I have all your children

But there will be no confessions from me,

My lips are locked like vaults,

But you can call me San Andreas but its not my fault,

I heard the rumor had a rendezvous,

Well yes it came right by my place but it passed right through,

Ive made mistakes before yes I must be fair,

I swear I saw you drop the ball like that New Years Times Square,

Where did the ball drop it took a walk,

Sailed like Argonauts, fled like Huguenots,

Across the sea to Canada from my potato, hot

And it lands in the hands of the nappy head



I rise to my defense council, approach the bench

Relax to the past, but Im in the present tense

Acquitted by my diction my conviction

Appeals to the fabrication of the fiction,

Never tell a lie, well maybe just a little one,

But if you wanna point a finger, heres the middle one,

I pass the buck like Lindros pass the puck,

Paparazzi, wanna drag me into the muck, what the!

I dont think so I, I sink so youll get the picture

I saw Louise swear on a stack of scriptures

Scrip was written and Im just an actor

Tryin to pull through all the bull like a tractor

Attractive as a scapegoat, but Im sorry

Have to find fault in the folks that came before me

I checked it, it was wrecked when I arrived here

But you give them an inch, it will take a light year