Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide

For the last couple of miles you've been swerving from side to side

You're gonna make me spill my beer,

If you don't learn how to steer



Passenger side, passenger side,

I don't like riding on the passenger side



Roll another number for the road

You're the only sober person I know

Won't you let me make you a deal,

Just get behind the wheel



Passenger side, passenger side,

I don't like riding on the passenger side



Should've been the driver, could've been the one

I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seen...



Can you take me to the store, then the bank?

I've got five dollars we can put in the tank

I've got a court date coming this June

I'll be driving soon



Passenger side, passenger side,

I don't like riding on the passenger side

I don't like riding on the passenger side