David: hello...... you're the new butler?

Bing: hahaha! well, it's been a long time since i've been the new anything!

David: what's happened to hudson?

Bing: i guess he's changing.

David: yeah, he does that a lot, doesn't he? uhm... oh, i'm david bowie, i live

Down the road.

Bing: oh!

David: sir percival let's me use his piano if he not around. he's not around, is

He?

Bing: i can honestly say i haven't seen him, but come on in! come in!

David: but uh...

Bing: come on in!

David: are you related to sir percival?

Bing: well, distantly...

David: oh, you're not the poor relation from america, right?

Bing: ha! gee... news sure travels fast, doesn't it? i'm bing.

David: oh, i'm pleased to meet you. you're the one that sings, right?

Bing: well, right or wrong, i sing either way.

David: oh well, i sing too.

Bing: oh good! what kind of singing?

David: mostly the contemporary stuff. do you eh... do you like modern music?

Bing: oh, i think it's marvellous! some of it's really fine. but tell me, have you ever listened to any of the older fellows?

David: oh yeah, sure. i like ah... john lennon and the other one with eh...harry

Nilsson.

Bing: mmm... you go back that far, uh?

David: yeah, i'm not as young as i look.

Bing: haha, none of us is these days!

David: in fact i've got a six year old son. and he really gets excited around the christmas holiday-thing.







Bing: do you go in for anything of the traditional things in the... boy, household, christmas time?

David: oh yeah, most of them really. presents, tree, decorations, agents sliding down the chimney...

Bing: what??

David: oh, i was just seeing if you were paying attention.

Bing: ha