girls giggling *



[Onyx]

Oh Pete Nice? I'm smoother than him man I mean

he wears suits and all you know no disrespect.. *incomprehensible*



[Girls]

Yeah right just a thought (* giggling *)



[Zev Love X]

Heavy D yo the girls they love me

(* girls crack up *) They love me I just know it!



[Onyx]

Yea Positive K? He's dip dip divin ??



[Girls]

Yeah right



[Zev Love X]

Yeah LL yo he might keep the girls +Jinglin+

but yo.. I'm the man (* girls crack up *)

I'm the man, as a matter of fact

Yo, see they laughin at me man



[Girls]

I'm the man!



[Zev Love X]

Yo, that ain't right

Yo, well anyway



By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, gots many plus plenty

String by string, I think I counts like twenty

If you loan me a ear, I'll return it with interest

If not, I'll simply twist the wrist

So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me

Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie

Now only if I had two G's per strand

Ask my anchor banker, he understands

I used to wrap my hand around a cold gold can

Someone once said health is wealth, so check self

I gots a perfect check-up, 'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up

How can I keep the goya nectars on my shelf?

Oh boya how I searched for an employer

But before Zeale Huckleberry film was in Tom Sawyer

Now use your imagination, just a smidgen

If I was a bird I'd be a pigeon

Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can

eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican

Then again, that's only if your capable for freckles

or blue eyes -- I settle for Heckle'n'Jeckle

while I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone

The only phone I own's a funky xylophone's tone

Ain't no joint in, annoyin high-pitched ringin

We do the tap twist and twitch bringin

through soul and this cordless thingamajig

Sure as Onyx's clippers etch a clue to your wig

We'll do the gig so make your mind ??

The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers, don't riddle us

I'll even ride a bus to the coast if clear

For okay pay, I'll say ??

Now all this runnin round's kickin me right in the rear

And still I'm judged by the hairs on my chinny chin chin

And I'm able to hit a skin (* girls giggling *)

just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I'm smooth



[Onyx]

Yeah, candy get the job done but yo, I take care of business



[Zev Love X]

{Peachfuzz} Now what's up with this peachfuzz nonsense?

{Peachfuzz} What are y'all talkin about this peachfuzz?

{Peachfuzz} Nah, I just got one thing to say

{Peachfuzz} Ahh man..



[Onyx]

By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, six black hairs

String by string, I think I counts five pairs

That's a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up?

At least for the peachfuzz that sums up

a tidbit, yeah that's it, but who gives a sugar

honey iced tea besides me

For if, I ever riff, yet and still, ? windmills

So I take time just to kill

I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin

Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then

smoked a cigar with some black chinese shoes then

picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin

Huh, that's a dream that I ain't even livin

If that makes a man, surely I'll recommend

I'll stay a toy boy eatin Butterfingers

With Knowledge of Self, and colorin books on my shelf

I wanna grow up, cause maybe if I did then

I wouldn't be treated like a Toys'R'Us kid when

they counts ten upon my chin

By the hairs of my peachfuzz, let's say each was

an inch, psych because I can't pull or pinch

It's a wrench, and I thought life would be a cinch

But anyway, anyhow, let's talk about someway somehow

that I can make my peachfuzz grow out

Really, do I need beard that grows with no pores

just to be respected and resemble Santa Claus?

Hear this clear, I'm a MAN I tell ya

No dreams or drugs like the slugs will I ever sell ya

A man I am, in the body of a youth

So don't play me like I'm Born Universe Truth Truth

So when I knock at your hearts, let me in

And judge me not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin



[Onyx]

Yeah, that's what we call, pimpin presence yo

Call me tonight, knowhatI'msayin?



[Girls]

(* girls laughing *) You got it



[Zev Love X]

Yeah, you know I eat no pork

So why can't I be as smooth as my man Dr. York?

(* girls crack up *) I see none!



[Onyx]

Yo.. I'm smoother than the bottom of Hammer's shoes

after three hundred spins



[Zev Love X]

No love here

No hair on my chest, but my boy Ak West, I'm just smoother

I'm just smoother



[Girls]

Yeah right



[Onyx]

I'm definitely smoother than y'all just saw



[Girls]

It's about time!



[Zev Love X]

I'm sayin, yo but, I don't want to hear

{Peachfuzz} none of this peachfuzz nonsense

{Peachfuzz} (Can't understand) Peachfuzz

{Peachfuzz} You know

{Peachfuzz} * girls giggling *



[Girls]

{Peachfuzz} He's a little boy

{Peachfuzz} * giggling *

{Peachfuzz}

{Peachfuzz} * laughing *

{Peachfuzz}

{Peachfuzz}

{Peachfuzz}

{Peachfuzz} .. * fades