She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...

Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn

Way over on the wet side

Of the bed (Knirps for moisture)



Just like the mighty Penguin

Flappin' her eight ounce wings



Lord, you know it's all over

If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap 'em

all around yer head



Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm



She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy



Shake up the pale-dry

Ginger ale

Tremblin' like a Penguin

When the battery fail



Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through

a hoopa real fire

With some Kleenex wrapped around a

coat-hang wire



She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...

Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn

Howlin' over to some

Antarcticulated moon



In the frostbite nite

With her flaps gone white

Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room



Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down

When you hear that terrible screamin' and

there ain't no other

Birds around



She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...

Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn

Aw, you must be careful

Not to leave her straps

TOO LOOSE



'Cause she just might box yer dog

She just might box yer doggie

An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit