I'm tough as dirt, I'm mean as blood

Where, where I blow out comes spiders, where I step a weed dies

No smokes with diapers for Pete, King of All Detectives

Fall down on your knees, fall down and worship King Dick

King Dick!

My business walked out with the broken man

My business walks out with the colored man

I have no shame, I'm a hard working man

I have my pride, I'm a straight-standing man

I am Pete

When I find that man, I ply my trade

I use my wits, I use my hands

I am no drunkard, I am no colored man

I am king, I am king, I am king, I am Pete, I am Pete

I find that house, I find that chick

I find that man, I find my bitch

My name and my size, I'm back with a bang

I'm peaking, I'm peaking, I'm peaking, I'm peaking

I'm Pete

Peak, yeah, I'm Pete

I'm Pete

Peak, yeah, I'm Pete

I'm Pete

Peak, yeah, I'm Pete

Pete

Peak, yeah

Yeah