(Narrator)

Pharaoh, he was

A powerful man

With the ancient world

In the palm of his hand

To all intents and purposes he

Was Egypt with a capital E

Whatever he did

He was showered with praise

If he cracked a joke

Then you chortled for days

No one had rights or a

Vote but the king

In fact you might say

He was fairly right-wing



When Pharaoh's around,

Then you get down on the ground

If you ever find yourself near Ramses

Get town on your knees



(Female Ensemble