What to do a spaceship crew came

Crashing through my house

Captain Kirk the stupid jerk

Punched me in the mouth.



Why'd you pick this place?

You came from outer space

If you're sleeping on my couch then

You'll do what I say



Go! Set tbe phasers on kill

Go! Set the phasers on kill

Go! Set the phasers on kill

Cause I don't love her anymore



Looking through my records all day

On the phone all night

Try to fix the beam without

The help of Miller Light



I can't get no sleep

You better earn your keep

Take the safety off and go

Disintegrate that creep



Go! Set tbe phasers on kill

Go! Set the phasers on kill

Go! Set the phasers on kill

Cause I don't love her anymore