Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted

The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted

'Cause it's just one of those days

It's just one of those days

I lost one of my socks in the drier

I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire

Just one of those days

It's just one of those days

I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree

A big swarm of locusts is following me

There's not even anything good on TV

It's just one of those days

It's just one of those days

Left all my Beatles records out in the sun

Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue

It's just one of those days

Gonna be one of those days

The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants

And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants

Just one of those days

Ever have one of those days?

The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn

Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn

And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone!

It just...just one of those, one of those days

Just one of those, one of those days

The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone

Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alone

Shouldn't have got up this morning, shoulda known

It's just one of those days

It's just one of those days

A 747 crashed into my den

And there's nothin' but tater tots for dinner again

It's just one of those days

Never mind, it's just one of those days

Big steamroller just ran over my mom

And I cut myself shaving and they're dropping the bomb

It's just one of those days

That's all, it's just one of those days

Then late at night, just before I go to bed

The world blows up and now everybody's dead

You just can't deny it, it's just like