I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress

There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning

How will I get there?

I don't do drugs

All my friends are on their holidays



I go outside, it's not so bad

I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that

The girls were holding hands

The girls are holding hands

Don't be a fool

It's 1995, the girls are just friends



They got the drugs I could use but then I don't need any

All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny

How will I get one? I don't know

How will I get one? I don't know

How will I get her to strike a pose?



It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus

I saw my friend when she's finished working

Get some fish and chips

What's on the box?

'Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox



You see the boy/girl's at the bar

Everyone thinks she's really ugly

But I shut my eyes

And the star of it is Photo Jenny