Performed by adam sandler, alan covert, and jon rosenberg



6 what's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?

It's okay, momma will take care of you

Not really sick, but don't you know i still say i am

Dad just mumbles, "there goes my girlie son acting up again"

How could you be my kid

Mom knows i'm faking it

But she understands what'll happen if i go

The last four days

The tough guys have been on a roll

They show him no mercy

Plenty of name calling

And pushing my head in the toilet bowl

They call him a loser

But they won't get their hands on me today

'cuz home with momma is where i'm gonna stay



We're pickin' daisies

Who cares about them anyway

Pickin' daisies

They'll all be working for you someday

Pickin' daisies

They're just jealous of you

Pickin' daisies

Next year you'll go to private school



Can't play sports or games

I'm only really good at reading

He can't catch a football

Apparently that's not too cool

That's why my nose is usually bleeding

Plus they give him fat lips

At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head

But i'll be safe today, i know 'cuz momma said



We're pickin' daisies

Who really cares what they think

Pickin' daisies

You should talk about it with your shrink

Pickin' daisies

They'll all end up in jail

Pickin' daisies

Marshall's is having a sale



I know tommorrow it'll all start up again

He'll be greeted with a head-lock

And all i can do is sit and pray for the weekend

But i know when i'm older

I'll look back and laugh

At all those kids who pulled my pants down

And took that photograph

'cuz we'll be through with kickball

We'll all be weak and slow

But i will be the only one

With a magic place to go



Pickin' daisies

You're better off in the end

Pickin' daisies

Who cares, i'll be your friend

Pickin' daisies

You can always count on me

Pickin' daisies

I made you some iced tea

Pickin' daisies

Dasies

Pickin' daisies

Dasies

Pickin' daisies

Dasies

Pickin' daisies

Dasies

Pickin' daisies

You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way

When i was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinball, but i could learn

Well, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs

You can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love you

Who needs brand name shirts? yours is the same thing without a fancy tag

Why don't you go to sleep? and when you wake up, then i'll play you the eddie fisher record


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