I opened up the door and then I walked into the bar

Through the smoky dim lit haze, I saw him from afar

Moved a little closer just to get a better view

He looked at me and smilied and said "I'm the one for you"

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines

Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind



Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-made

Unfortunately so were his lines much to my dismay

Thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with is cash

"You'd look great on my yacht" was the best line that he had

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines

Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind



Over in the corner I saw this one all alone

Looked like Mr. Natural, the kind you would take home

Not like any of the others, this one seemed benign

At least until he opened his mouth "Hey babe, what's your sign?"

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines

Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind



"The other ones were complete bullshit"



Got fed up, decided to leave after one last drink

Felt a tap on my left shoulder, I started to think...

I can't take this anymore, what will this line be?

That's when he let his line fly "Hi, my name is Steve"

Where have you been all my life, sweet thing?

Can I buy you a drink, marry you, anything?

We've heard one too many over used pick up lines

Give us some credit we're not sleazy dumb or blind