Candy's nineteen, she goes to college in kansas

She don't care about football or fraternity dances

Don't care about her classes or the bad marks she gets

Spends all her time on the internet

Money's tight yeah she' on an allowance

So she bought a little camera put it up in the shower

Logged on to see yousee me and there it was



Everybody wants a piece of candy

Everybody wants a piece of candy now

Demand was so high she got six more cameras

Now you got candy from every angle

Painting her nails on the edge of her bed

And fakin' with her boyfriend when he's givin' her head yeah

A thousand hits a day, she didn't know who her fans are

A few short weeks and she's a chat room superstar

Old men loggin' hard and fast

Just to get a little peek at candy's --



Money rolled in, it was good for a while

Then it got kinda freaky you know







Crampin' her style

Everybody stared when she's out on the street

Then her boyfriend split 'cause he couldn't take the heat

She started finding wierd shit left in her mailbox

Little barbie dolls with their little barbie heads cut off

Too much too soon - but there it was



Everybody wants a piece of candy now



Pretty soon the freaks they're all tryin' to find her

They're not just fans man, they're subscribers

They hid in her bushes and out at her fence

Tryin' to get a little piece of candy in the flesh

Lock the doors and black the windows

Take down the cameras and put 'em where the trash goes

A little late that she figured it out

Candy starved to death 'cause

She wouldn't leave the house



Everybody wants a piece of candy

Everybody wants a piece of candy now

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