Tried to save the trees

Bought a platsic bag

The bottom fell out

It was a piece of crap



Saw it on the tube

Bought it on the phone

Now you're home alone

It's a piece of crap



I tried to plug in it

I tried to turn it on

When I got it home

It was a piece of crap



Got it from a friend

On him you can depend

I found out in the end

It was a piece of crap



I'm trying to save the trees

I saw it on TV

They cut the forest down

To build a piece of crap



I went back to the store

They gave me four more

The guy told me at the door

It's a piece of crap