Once upon a time there were three little pigs

who went out into the big world

To build their homes and seek their fortunes.



The first little piggy his house is made of wood

He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood

He likes to fuck his sister and drink his moonshine

A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine!

I rode into town with my axe in my holster

Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster

The sheriff at the border, he tried to take me out

I drew my axe with the quickness-and cut his Adam’s apple out!

Walked in the village and to the piggy's place

He opened up his door and shot me in the face

And blew me off the porch-and blew my head in half

But I'm a Juggalo so it only made me laugh (ha ha!)

Axe in hand, I rose like the dead

And swung with all my might- made a thump noise in his head

Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun

And blew his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium!!



CHORUS:

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

There's nothing like a sound when you hear a piggy die

I might choose a gun (NO!)

I might choose an axe (YES!)

The Carnival's in town- come and gets your piggy snacks



The second little piggy, his house is made of brick

And this little piggy is a mother fuckin dick

He lays down his rules and reads you your rights

In that funny looking car with the little blinking lights

I drive a Volkswagen Bug 17 deep

Packed fulla Juggalos, lights out and we creep

To the piggy station and lay on the horn

First piggy out- we blow his lungs out his uniform

Now they in pursuit like Starski and Hutch

But there’s only two of them-the rest are out to lunch

They call up Dunkon Doughnuts to gather up the rest

25 piggies with they bullet-proof vests

We lead them in a chase, they busting off rounds

But now they all fucked cuz we at the Carney grounds

And they getting swallowed by their very on greed

DARK CARNIVAL and wicked clowns because we need....



CHORUS 2x



The last little piggy, his house is made of gold

He lives in a mansion on his own private road

I started walking down it- the guard he told me wait

I snapped his fuckin neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate

Cuz this little piggy must defiantly die!

How my life is looking off and toss it in the sky

And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil

And pull it out the sky and beat it with a shovel

People in my city, they fighting for they meals

He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills

How rich, he is the devil- he never will admit it

So I'm 'a cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it

Opened up his door, he sleeping in his bed

I grabbed a brick of gold and slapped it upside his head

He begged for his life, I told him it’s too late

And tied his neck in a knot and watch him suffocate

Cuz I need...



CHORUS 4x