Chorus:

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x



[Greg Nice]

One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven

eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven

Twelve, thirteen, start your age;

fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage

Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum

better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!

Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some

Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum

I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a

'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a

Lift her up just like a pick up truck

then I sat her down and we started to fuck

Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!

I hope this time I don't make a cookie

Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie

Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool

but bullshit, I ain't no fool, cuz

Chorus

[Big Daddy Kane]

Well, I say...Extra! Extra!

Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya

I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it

the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot

That means no homosexuality;

what's in my pants'll make you see reality

And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!

Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads

The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards

There's no time for coversation my dear

[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear

So let's make a move, as I get smooth

cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe

I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"

Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy, but they look slo