She's a centrespread special size of the month

She's the one on the wall

Watched by him she's scared to move



She's very well known only in the one stance

She's the girl that survived over a hundred million glances



She's the pin up



She's always on his mind a technicolor dream

The secret weapon

She lives on his locker door



She's the girl he dreams of when he's at sea

Although she's in 2-D he'd like her at home waiting



She's the pin up

She's the pin up



All over submarines

They think she's so serene

As a mermaid she don't look much

But such a sin could be this year's last year's thing



She's a charity gives something for nothing

A wallchart for his heart a victim of all his desires

Sometimes he dreams of a scratch me scratch me section

A rope ladder of hair a Babylon for him to climb



She's the pin up

She's the pin up



All over submarines

They think she's so serene

As a mermaid she don't look much

But such a sin could be this year's last year's thing



She's a centrespread special size of the month

She's the one on his wall

Watched by him she's scared to move



She's very well known always in the one stance

She's the girl who'll survive over a hundred million glances



She's the pin up She's the pin up

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