Have you ever been kicked to the curb

When the party finally ends

Just when I thought that you left me for dead

You dust me off again



Maybe you thought you could throw me away

Like a shoe that doesn't fit

But you've created your Frankenstein

And now you've gotta live with it



And here I am

(Going nowhere)

You thought I'd turn and walk away

Guess this ain't your lucky day



Too bad if you think I'm leaving

I'm here to put you through hell

Too bad if you don't believe it

You've done it to yourself

Too bad if you think I'm leaving

Who cares if you hate my dog

Maybe I'll get another

Just to piss you off



I don't mind tying up the phone

And sleeping in real late

Haven't you noticed me filling the fridge

With all the food you hate



And here I am

(Going nowhere)

You thought I'd turn and walk away

Guess this ain't your lucky day



Too bad if you think I'm leaving

I'm here to put you through hell

Too bad if you don't believe it

You've done it to yourself

Too bad if you think I'm leaving

Who cares if you hate my dog

Let's all curl up together

And stay up all night long

And play my favorite song...



Too bad if you think I'm leaving

I'm here to put you through hell

Too bad if you don't believe it

You've brought it on yourself

Too bad if you think I'm leaving

Maybe you can pay my bills

I ain't going nowhere

Maybe I never will



Too bad if you think I'm leaving

I'm here to put you through hell

So what if you don't believe me

You've done it to yourself

Too bad if you think I'm leaving

Who cares if you hate my dog

Maybe I'll get another

Just to piss you off