Why must you pick on me

have you no sympathy?

im just trying to get to school.

i lack popularity, no friends to ride with me

so im alone in the car pool.



When i saw those flashing lights,

when i heard you read my rights,

i knew it wasnt day...



so, officer please, dont ticket me,

my violation doesnt deserve citation,

Please,

i wont bother you so dont bother me