Well, I've already had two beers

D

I'm ready for the broom

A

Please, Missus Henry, won't you

D

Take me to my room?

A

I'm a good ol' boy

E

But I've been sniffin' too many eggs

D

Talkin' to too many people

A

Drinkin' too many kegs

A

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

D

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

A

I'm down on my knees



An' I ain't got a dime



Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway

Pretty soon I'll be mad

Please, Missus Henry, won't you

Take me to your dad?

I can drink like a fish

I can crawl like a snake

I can bite like a turkey

I can slam like a drake

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

An' I ain't got a dime



Now, don't crowd me, lady

Or I'll fill up your shoe

I'm a sweet bourbon daddy

An' tonight I am blue

I'm a thousand years old

And I'm a generous bomb

I'm T-boned and punctured

But I'm known to be calm

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

An' I ain't got a dime



Now, I'm startin' to drain

My stool's gonna squeak

If I walk too much farther

My crane's gonna leak

Look, Missus Henry

There's only so much I can do

Why don't you look my way

An' pump me a few?

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

An' I ain't got a dime