[studio version appears on "pure guava"]



People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?

Are ya'll poopin' on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?

You know what it's about to be on the poopship, but

People down here in missouri cruisin' on the big poop log

Cruisin' on the poop ship, sector 6, warp 9 (haha)

Cruisin' on the big poop ship, folks!

Get with it, fucker!



Let me lock in the system at warp 2

I's been chewin' on this here, brownie, baby

And i thinks- i thinks i'm almost through



Let's cruise past all the golden poo

That makes me blue

I'm talkin' 'bout soybeans, people

This thing gonna ? ? ? ?*, woohoo



Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

You'll know what i'm sayin', that thing can track any motherfucker

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

That's what i'm talkin' about



Let me jam up all of the frequencies on channel 2

Push it on into systematic overdrive

You know, baby, you know what to do, baby

Come on, come on, i'll tell



Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who

The stinks all the funkied-up battles [??]....woohoo

That's right



Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer

Oh, baby...woohoo

The poopoo, poop

Give me another one, baby

Give me another one

Poop

Thank you, my lady!



We love you too!

Remember to keep your head to the sky, baby

You know, we're gonna through a wave sequence here

I'm tellin' ya, jim, you're gonna be riding upon the poopship

We're riding the poopship into the next dimension

Lose the poopship in my....

Are you feeling it, missouri?

Are you cruising upon the poopship destroyer?

Are you mounting the poopship, kirk miller?

I said, kirk miller, i said, kirk miller,

Are you cruising on the poopship?

Big jim! big jim!

I said......

[distorted vocals]



I'm tellin' ya jimmy

I, i, i, let's get ya on the poopin'

The poopin' trail, jimmy

Let's do it again



Let me jam up all the frequencies on channel 2

Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what- what to do

Let's cruise, can you cruise on the poopship with me?

Can you cruise on the poopship with me....?



...we have received the poopship connection

With ever what you do, no matter what you do

You are cruising on poopship

And i thank you, and i love you

We are ween, we are ween

You may fuck, you may be fucked

We thank you for joining us this evening

We are ween, and have a beautiful night

I love you too

Good night, my love



[* - on original lyric sheet]




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