Come on, I know you need a little magic

And magic is my specialty du jour

Don't just stand there looking sick

Would I kid you? Play a trick?

Like I told you, I don't do that anymore



So I think you ought to take my little bargain

Yes, I think you ought to make my little deal

Sure, it's hard to leave your life

But you could be a prince's wife

Why don't you let me take that dream and make it real?



Come on, you poor unfortunate soul

Poor child! Poor fish!

Aren't you glad you brought your problem

To a lady you can trust?

Won't you let me grant your wish?



You poor unfortunate soul

Poor sweet! Poor dear!

Aren't you lucky that I'm ready

With a potion and a plan?

Aren't you glad you came and asked

If I could help you? And I can

When a mermaid comes to Ursula

She always gets her man

You poor unfortunate soul