I think I've seen her face before

while at the video store

I got this sense of dejavu

when she blew me a kiss from across the room

She's a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress

but she always gets invited to celebrity events

with Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash

you know........I'm thinking she's a porn star

Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen

with the biggest smile that I've ever seen

you know......she's a natural porn star

She got the Benz and the house in the hills

a closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips

I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation

but she makes ten times my current profession

Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets

I can't help feeling like I'm auditioning

Is there a video camera hidden in her clock?

Did someone say we need the money shot?

Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen

with the biggest smile that I've ever seen

you know......she's a natural porn star

She wants to be up there with

Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene

Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties

and then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green

with her natural born charm, she's a natural porn star

Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen

with the biggest smile that I've ever seen

you know......she's a natural porn star

Don't be shy, just let down your guard

You do this all the time so it shouldn't be so hard

cause....you're a natural

Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark

Let's do it one more time with total disregard

cause.....you're a natural porn star