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We're having a lovely time, wish you were here

We're having a lovely time, wish you were here



There's miles of frankfurters and people who hurt us in Germany

We haven't played since yesterday

There's just ten more shows and one week to go

We'd all like to go



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Great piles of spaghetti, bad vibes like confetti in Italy

We go by train and not by plane

We'd come home by car if it wasn't too far

To drive home by car



Hope you're well at home,

Next week I'll try to phone,

Not very long to go,

I'll tell you when I'm coming home as soon as I know



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There's lots of French fries, disapproving eyes in the U.S.A.

We've had no shows since I don't know

There's just one thing wrong, we've been here too long

The money's all gone



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There's kangaroos and we're bad news in Australia

Thrown off the plane for drinking beer

So long on the plane it drove us insane

So long on the plane



Hope you're well at home,

Next week I'll try to phone

Not very long to go

I'll tell you when I'm coming home as soon as I know



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We've done very well, but we've been to hell and heaven as well