I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker

Hey!...

Do you remember the time I tied your shoelaces together

and you tripped over and fell flat on your face and how we all laughed?

Ha-ha-hey!



[chorus 1:]

I don't believe in doing things by halves,

people think I'm crazy, but I'm really daft

I'll do anything to get a laugh

daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker. whoo-ooh!



I'll pull your leg if you pull mine

I'll laugh at your jokes if you laugh at mine

Ha-ha-ha...



[chorus 2:]

I do believe in my bag of tricks

I'll do anything to get my kicks

Everybody in laughing fits

daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker



nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh

come on now, join in, come on

nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh



I'll scratch your back if you scratch back

I'll climb your tree if you climb mine

Ha-ha-ha...

Hey-hey! ok whose the wise guy?

I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker

I'm just a practical kind of joker, regular bloke yeah

Ha-ha-ha... whoo-ooh

Hey killjoy!

Do you remember the time your cigarette stuck in the gap

in your front teeth and I put it out

with the fire extinguisher and a cup of hot coffee?

Hey-hey! come on now



nin-nin-nin... whoo-ooh

daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker

daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker