Professor Night haunts a bar

Where he says that there are

Two chicks for every guy

He says hi and gets laid

He's got it made

And he hardly has to try



And they don't put up a fight

With Professor Night

Oh no they don't put up a fight

With Professor Night

Meet Professor Night



Professor Night has a flair

Combs his hair with something

The barber recommends

He blends right in and takes control

He really plays the role

At least he tries with all his might



And they don't put up a fight

With Professor Night

Oh no they don't put up a fight

With Professor Night

Meet Professor Night



He's the Professor

Professor Night

He's the Professor

He professed the night



He's got a million lies on top

Got to keep the ladies happy

He says anything that makes the river flow

Is good to know

Professor Night



Professor Night has no love

And a driving glove won't keep you warm

When the storm comes down

Pound for pound he's a loser

A destroyer not a cruiser

Johnny on the spot not mister right



And they don't put up a fight

With Professor Night

Oh no they don't put up a fight

With Professor Night

Meet Professor Night