When the sun goes down and it's a brand new night

New ways of standing out are tried and tried

Bigger and bigger is your appetite

A sense of progress is in the air



I'm an all new design

With an all synthetic spine

I'm a new shade of pink

Get me wet and I won't shrink

You're so young, so alive

You're so 1985

I'm a scratch-free design

Wanna try me, I don't mind



I know my heart can't be broken

I know my will, will not crack

I know my dreams are atomic

And I can take any flack



I know it's progress



When the sun goes up and it's a brand new day

Words are invented to describe the way

Colors you never saw before appear

A sense of progress is in the air



I got a new tougher skin

Got a whiter, brighter grin

And I think you're so sweet

Yeah, you knock me off my feet

But I bounce back, oo-wee

Got a lifetime guarantee

And I love your design

Such a deep long lasting shine



I know it's progress



You're a taste-tempting treat

Preparation, just reheat

Wanna test drive for free

You got a great anatomy



I know it's progress

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