What's up, am I on chat line?

my name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign

I like Start Trek and Brad Pitt

I watch kung-fu B movies

and shave my armpits



My brain is a sewer where you dump your garbage



Read me psychic man

and tell me who I am

just put it on my Visa

and bleed me psychic man

I know you understand

you make it up so easy



I don't watch lesbian porno

will I befriend a trailer

and die a smoker?

will I marry a redneck

will publisher's clearing house

drop off a big check?



My brain is a sewer where you dump your garbage



Read me psychic man

and tell me who I am

just put it on my Visa

yeah, bleed me psychic man

I know you understand

you make it up so easy



Reach through the phone there, Bud

are you vulcan, can you meld with me?

i'll reflect some evil to your head

til you're dead



Will I cough up a furball

when reading the tabloids

doctors pulled my gerbil

Will I meet a new boyfriend

or will i be porked by martians

and bare their children?



My brain is a sewer where you dump your garbage



Read me psychic man

and tell me who I am

just put it on my Visa

yeah, bleed me psychic man

I know you understand

you make it up so easy