1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME

YOU AIN’T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE

YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN

I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE

HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK

MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND IM GETTING SICK

LETTING YOU UP THERE WAS A BAD MISTAKE

HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE

CHORUS:

RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME

YOU AIN’T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE

IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING NOW

YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE MAKI’S COW

ALL WINTER LONG ITS BEEN EAT, EAT, EAT

PUTTING ON POUNDS IN YOUR SEAT, SEAT, SEAT

I CAN'T STAND THIS MISERY

RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME



2. TOO MANY PASTIES, BURGERS AND FRIES

TOO MANY HOME MADE BLUEBERRY PIES

A CUDIGHI SANDWICH AND A MILLER LIGHT

A TINO’S PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT

TOO MANY COOKIES TOO MUCH CAKE

TOO MUCH EATING WHAT YOU JUST BAKED

YOU KNOW I’D LOVE YOU IF YOU WEIGHED A TON

RUTHIE ROLL, OVER I THINK I'M DONE!



(REPEAT CHORUS)



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RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME