If you need a place to stay

Welcome to the punk house

It's a party every day

Living in a punk house

Stay awhile and sit and smoke a cigarette

La la la la

There's always something happening here

When your in a punk house

Cheap food and even cheaper beer

Are always in a punk house

Jump up and down

Dance on the Couch

Stuff a potato in you mouth

La la la

Life goes by way too fast

To spend it working for somebody else

It don't make any sense

If you like it here why don't you stay

Don't wanna work? Well that's O.K.

Cause no-one else here wants to get a real job

Come on down, hang out with us

Hang out at a punkhouse

Don't mind all the filth and grime and muck

Cause it's just a punk house

Spaghettie stains on the walls

And creepy insects in the halls

We'll have a ball

Young and dirt poor and having fun

And we're never growing up