She broke up with me two days later i think she met

her don juan in italy she has a new man i have a new

mustache now all my friends are gonna call me

mountain man and everyone will think that i'm a

stupid drifter to walk the earth alone i'll never

shave again on the night she left me facial hair grew

miraculously i dressed in black like johnny cash and

grew this beard of shame i've heard it said she looks

a lot like sherilyn fenn and sometimes i'm mistaken

for billy gibbons i may appear wise but i'm an idiot

it's over she left me and she will soon forget me she

found out i was lame i grew a beard of shame come

all be faithful joyful and triumphant i am a new man

i have a beard of shame