(Talking)

May I have your attention please,

may I have your attention please,

will the real slim shady please stand up,

I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

.....we're gonna have a problem here.........



(Verse 1)

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

jaws all on the floor

like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first were divorced

throwing her over furniture (aaaaaaah)

It's the return of the...