Billy Idle: Last night as I was lyin'

Just loungin' in my bed,

Heard such a loony howling',

Stood my hair up on my head.

Lunged over to the window,

Flipped the floodlight right on.

Hey, there's a letter L

On the loose,

Leaping across my lawn!



I heard the letter L

Let out a "luh-luh-luh."

The little rebel L,

He cried, "Luh-luh-luh."

Luh-luh-luh!"

I heard the letter L

Let out a "luh-luh-luh."

The little rebel L,

He went, "Luh-luh-luh,

LUH-LUH-LUH!"



Rebel L!



He said, "You gotta listen,

See, I'm a lean, mean lad.

Don't like to stand for 'lacy

Little lamb' or 'lilly pad!'

Just wanna live for loudness,

And don't say I'm too young.

I was born to go luh-luh-luh

At the top of my luh-luh-lungs!"



I heard the letter L

Let out a "luh-luh-luh."

The little rebel L,

He cried, "Luh-luh-luh."

Luh-luh-luh!"

I heard the letter L

Let out a "luh-luh-luh."

The little rebel L,

He went, "Luh-luh-luh,

LUH-LUH-LUH!"



Rebel L!



Leaned out a little lower,

"Leapin' lizards!" I yelled,

"You gotta learn a lesson,

Hey, it's late, get lost, rebel L

You're wakin' up the neighbors.

Please leave us in peace.

Looks like you're outta luck,

Letter L,

Here come the pol-luh-luh-lice!"



Policewoman: Hey, little letter L,

You're too loud, loud, loud.

We know you're lost and lonely

Without a crowd, crowd,

Crowd, crowd.

But listen, letter L,

We got laws, laws, laws!



Rebel L: I'm just a rebel L

Without a cause, cause, cause!

A rebel L!



I'm just a rebel L!

You know I'm just a rebel L!

You know I'm just a rebel L!

I'm just a rebel L!