We're not metal anymore

We're the punky rockin' whores!

Born to make the girls go crazy

Let us in the latest fad

We'll be the best you've ever had!

Even thought we're losers baby!

(This music) scares the hell right out of me!

Even thought it makes you feel alright

You're not punk and you never will be!

- And you put a number on us all!

Oh, don't it make you mad?

Oh, don't it make you sad?

It's everything I hate

So I'm here lying on the floor

'Cause I can't fake it through the door

I've learned the recipe for bait!

It's everything you're meant to be

Stuff Mom and Dad will never see

My excuses to be lazy!

'Cause we're not babies anymore!

Gonna start a fucking war!

Anything to make you crazy!!

(Generation) X is a consumer fallacy!

(And I hear you say) Why push yourself if there's
no hope at all?

Well just count the things you'll never be

And pass them over as you fall!!!

I've gotta get now to a phone

I can't stand another minute alone

'Cause I've got to know who's making it right
now!