Well, Santa's makin' toys for all the girls 'n' boys

Even for their parents so they can get their joys

So I wrote him a letter and nothin' could be better

'Cause Santa always keeps his word



I said I want somethin' red, anything red

Come on Santa, don't be a nerd, ha ha ha



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It's gonna be a Red Christmas

It's gonna be a Red Christmas

It's gonna be a Red Christmas

It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho



Well, red is my sleigh and Rudolph's nose

Mrs. Claus is wearin' red panty hose

When my weather gets cold red is my nose

So is my ?XO! when I forget my clothes



Now I really like it red, now, even in bed

Maybe Mrs. Claus would like me instead

'Cause Santa's on the rooftop knockin' down a gift

The reindeer bend over and the fun begins



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Donner and Blitzen with Killians Red Beer

Dancer and Prancer with red underwear

Boy George has his own little red panties

But he likes it better when he's in Santies!



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