Pretty little one



How has it all begun?



They're teaching you how to walk



But you're already on the run



Little one--



What you gonna do?



Little one--



Honey, it's all up to you



Now your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening news



Mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused



Little one--



Come on and take my hand



I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan



Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line



And see if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine



But let me clue you in, it ain't like him



To argue or pretend--



Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend



Well they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't



approve



They've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move



Little one--



I really wish you would



Little one--



I think the damage would do you good



Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line



We're going to forget all about the battle



It's gonna feel so fine



'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink--



Eleven on a scale of ten



Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend



Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line



I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle



And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'



Now honey don't just stand there



Lookin' like this dream will never end



Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend