I'm the kind of guy

A girl takes home to mom

With pleated kaki pants

Cologne that's da bomb

(Sure smells purdy, purdy)

I shake her dad's hand

And I look him in the eye

And I tell him straight up

I'm just a regular guy

(I'll have her home by nine sir)



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I'm a regular guy

Who stays out of trouble

(Lemme get that for you ma'am)

A regular guy

Who says ma'am on the double

(Im on it)

I'm a regular guy

Just like Dawson's creek

I'm a regular guy

Just don't call me a geek

A geek...

Yeah



But sometimes

I remember, what got my here

It was fighting, and cussing

(back off, Im in a boy band)

And showing no fear



I watch Jay Leno

(he's funny!)

And 7th Heaven too

And I ask myself sometimes

What would Jesus do?

(grant me the serenity to accept the things i can not change)

I'm buds with my mom

And I hang out with my dad

(hes my buddy hahahahahaha)

And I play everything safe

So I'll never be sad

(boo-hoo)

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(dont push me)

Damnit, sometimes I wanna

(stop pushing me)

Smash things up

(what chu lookin at)

They're jacked up and wacked up

(im in a boy band, a boy band)

And have to pee in a cup



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