[Fresh Prince]

In the beginning.. there were many

As time went on there became few

Now there is only one..

One man.. ONE DJ.. standing alone.. on Mount Olympus

Ladies and gentlemen, DJ, Jazzy Jeff!



Alright, alright I reckon

Back up off of my DJ

Give him some room to operate here, c'mon!



Ay Jeff, this what we gettin ready to do right?

'Member how we used to rock back home in Philly right?

At ALL the house parties and all the ballrooms and stuff like that

'Member how we used to rip things up at like ? Room,

and Central High, and Overbrook High

and all them places like that?

This what I want to do right --

-- I want to give these people a little taste of how we used to rock

How we used to get on the wheels of steel

Used to just throw the records on -- and just get stupid

Back forth left right crooked upside down and all that stuff

I want you to do all that stuff for these people right

cause I talk all the time

I tell everybody how def you are

Everytime we go somewhere I be yellin and screamin

I want you to get busy on your own Jeff

I want you to tear these records up Jeff, rip em apart

Go 'head now man get busy, go Jeff go



{DJ Jazzy Jeff gets buck on the turntables}



Worrrrrrrrrrd!

I'm telling you, this man can not be taken

He can't be beaten, don't keep on talkin

All you other DJ's, don't keep on talkin

Jeff, this what I want you to do

Take that record from the top right?

Scratch it in right now

and I want you to do what's called a breakdown

Just break it down for em right?

Now start it with the music

and then cut the music out and just break it down for em Jeff go ahead



Now break it down



{DJ Jazzy Jeff does the breakdown}



Ahhh Jeff, that was DEF man, that was def!

But you, you did it too fast man

You gotta do it a little slower this time

Or or maybe no music, yeah that's what we can do

Yeah, that's the ticket, that's the ticket

Ay Jeff, just break it down with no music right

Bring it in, now bring it down and then do it slower

No music so everybody can hear it



Now isn't that special?



{DJ Jazzy Jeff does the breakdown}



Yeah Jeff, that was def!

Hold up, now you had enough time to warm up back there man

Are you ready to really get stupid? {Jeff scratches "Yes!"}

I didn't hear you man

You read to cold rip things apart or what? {Jeff scratches "Yes!"}

You ready man? I didn't hear you {Jeff scratches "Yes!"}

Aight I'm with it..

Aight Jeff, now hold up

'Member the other DJ, that DJ approached us

Man he was talkin all that trash about how good he was

What did you tell him that he could do? {Jeff scratches "Eat shit!"}

{Jeff scratches "Eat shit!"}

What'd you tell him? {Jeff scratches "Eat shit!"}

And you know he +STILL+ kept talkin trash right?

He talked +ALL+ that trash Jeff

And then the next day we found out that he had took your stuff

but you didn't even care

What'd you tell him he could do? {Jeff scratches "Bite it!"}

What'd you say he could do? {Jeff scratches "Bite it!"}

Now what did it sound like when he bit it? {Jeff stretches the UTFO sample}

{Jeff stretches the UTFO sample}



Aight, enough about that guy, you know what I was just thinkin about?

'Member the other day we were walkin down the street

and that girl came up to you and she was lookin you up and down and grinnin

and she wasn't real, what'd you tell her? {Jeff scratches ???}

What? {Jeff scratches ???}

You even broke it down for her, get busy {Jeff scratches ???}

Yo word now after she felt it and found out it was real man

you kinda looked like you was widdit a little bit man

You was movin and all that stuff man

She had her hands all over you

Hold up tell everybody what you started screamin man

{Jeff scratches "Don't stop!"}

Hold up tell em louder I didn't hear you {Jeff scratches "Don't stop!"}

{Jeff scratches "Don't stop!"}



Yo word, that was def

Ay Jeff man, that's just the way we used to rock it!

Man we used to RIP crowds up, but hold up

'Member how when all them DJ's used to be on the stage

and everything after you got off

They'd be whisperin and sayin stuff to themselves

about how you ain't this you ain't that

What did you used to do Jeff?



{Jeff lets the sample of Vincent Price cackling go he was holding back}



Word, Rhythm Trax - House Party Style

Yo Jeff we rocked em, now let's get out of here