Times New Roman you know the type

Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype

Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me

Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me

Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink

Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink

Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link

Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink

Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit

Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick

How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?

Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob

I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord

If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"

That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?

You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee



All in all you're just another dick with no balls

All in all you're just another dick with no balls



Mama said talk this out and resolve

Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve

Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool

Half with it half wit half finished high school

Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered

Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered

Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel

Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?

Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare

Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?

No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime

I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time

Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum

Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum

Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone

When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone



All in all you're just another dick with no balls

All in all you're just another dick with no balls



Right turn Clyde (x4