I can see

by the look on your face

that you've got ringworm.

I'm very sorry but,

I have to tell you that

you've got ringworm.

It's a very common disease.

Actually, you're very luck to have

ringworm

'cause you may have

had somethin' else.

Oooh, aaahhh...

Uuunnnhhhaaahhnnn...

You've got ringworm.

Oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh....

(Transcribed by ear; corrections requested and welcomed!