I'm trying to pass

A fat bastard

In a silver Porsche

Polished and waxed



He don't drive like a man

Fifty in the passing lane

Like an old lady



Just give me a reason

To hit you hard

I'm the king of the road

God is in my car



Teenage bitches

Blaring crap

Out the window of an SUV



Noise pollution

Makes me mad

I could roll them so easily



Just give me a reason

To hit you hard

I'm the king of the road

God is in my car



Just give me a reason

To gun it

Any old reason

Satisfaction



I can't wait

For the market to crash

Executive soaks

In a girly bath



Sucking up all day

Took his brain away

I'm the king of the road

Get out of my way