They say Bill Wyman's got the blues

On MTV they call it news

They say he's just a rolling stone

When he's home he's all alone

When he's blue and feeling bad

You can read about it in a mag

When it's true or when it's sad

Every detail is in the mag

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They say that Elvis knew the score

They found him on the bathroom floor

Exposs come thick and fast

But nine day wonders ever last

When he's blue and feelin' bad

you can read about it in a mag

When it's true or when it's sad

Every detail is in the mag

Read the magazine

Gutter press will always leave you breathless

Super scandal guaranteed to stun

Just be warned it ain't for the nervous

Blame it on the media

They're only having fun

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